Folks, we're in the final few days running up to Tiddleminster and to celebrate I've inked this picture of a topless cowboy riding a big blue bird. It's called 'Dreamscape' and my pager has been vibrating its way off my desk with offers to buy it from some really big brand names. You've probably got some of their merchandise in your flat right now, taking care of all your pest related issues.
Just a reminder that you can still pick up your tickets via this trendy hyperlink.
Now leave me be, I've got a tiny little Tesco Metro to illustrate.