As of Thursday 31st July I will be entering the employment market after several years of working harder than a 9/11 fireman.
I'm now sorting out my next steps in terms of paid employment and avoiding capture.
What I'm saying to you is that if you should need that special dash of instability and ripped abs on your project then I'm available for freelance work.
Drop me a line at my contacts page. Maybe I can make your dream a reality. That is if your dream is a scary, waking nightmare.
P.S. Did anyone catch The Dawn of the Planet of the Apes this week on Channel 4? Those naughty, sexy monkeys made for compelling viewing!