The Hummel Advertorial

It's not all bad, owning a castle made of pixels that people want to look at when they're bored. 

It's not all bad, owning a castle made of pixels that people want to look at when they're bored. 

When you're pulling as much traffic in the Digisphere as I am, you've got to get used to lots of interest. There are people who'll pay top Yen for your artwork as long as it's packaged up with some high resolution gaping shots and there are lots of start up entrepreneurs trying to stuff handfuls of cash in your shirt as PMT to drown their former childhood friend and business partner in a mop bucket.   

 But not everything is a matter for Interpol (who when they're not releasing albums are tracking down some of the world's toughest bad apples), sometimes you get freebies in return for some promotion of their merch. The Danish Sportswear company, Hummel have sent me a slick new pair of their low, red slims - gratis. All I've got to do for them is put a link to their site and fire a flare gun off in a crowded London Underground station at 08:45 this coming Monday morning.

Done and soon. Cheers guys.